When the right doors are locked, you go where laziness prospers,
Tick, tock, tick, tock, sounds of ambition being conquered.
To short for the ladder, everyone’s a boss on your shift,
You’re not the janitor, but come pick up this shit.
There’s lots to do, don’t bother sitting down,
Why should I help?….Are the Big Bosses around?
You work so hard, you’ve got a great work ethic,
A raise? Don’t be ridiculous. We’ll pay you with compliments.
Zombies in suits chew common sense and spit out rules,
Stay later, work harder, we would never, but it’s ok for you.